TIFUπ€¨π€¨π€¨ππ by peeing π¨π¨on a wee-wee mat π±π±π±π±to show π―π―π―my new dog ππππΏπΏπΏhow to do it.π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
So π₯³π₯³π₯³I got a new dog πππthe other day, ππππit is a little dogπ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°, and I named him Monchborgπ€π€π€πππππ₯π₯π₯π₯. He kept peeingπ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π§π§π§π§π§ in the houseπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ€π€π€π€π€ so I thoughtπ§π§π§ I'd get him a wee wee pad ππππ₯°π₯°π₯°πππbut he never used it. π€¨π€¨π€¨π§π§ππSo I said, βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈI'll show him how to do it. ππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―
I said πππcome here π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺMonchborg ππππππyou little devil. ππππLook at me! π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€©π€©π€©Look at me! π€©π€©π€©π€©π€©π€©π₯³π₯³π₯³π₯³
I took πππππ³π³π³my pants off π³π³π³π©³π©³π©³and stood π§with my hands ππππon my hip ππππ¦π¦π¦π¦π₯°π₯°π―π―and peed all over π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦the wee wee pad πππ₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―as the dog looked at me. πππHe tilted his head π€π€π€π€ππso I think he was trying πππto think π§π§π§π€π€π€πabout what I was doing. πππππ π πππI was hoping πππππ€£π€£π€£he was thinking, π€¨π€¨π€¨oh, that is how to pee. πππππππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π¦π¦π¦π¦
Well anyway π€¨πββοΈπββοΈas I was peeingπ¦π¦π¦ I was sayingππππππ "Oh yeah, πππππ₯°π₯°this is great! ππππ₯°π₯°π₯°ππWhat a great place ππππππto pee! π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦Look at me!" π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦Very enthusiastic. πππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―
That is the very πππππππmoment my girlfriend π©π©π―π―π―π―π¦π¦π¦π¦came into the room, π°π°π°π°π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨but because π€π€π€π€π€of where the sofa π¨π¨π¨π¨π π π is it blocked the floor, πππππππso she just saw me urinating π¦π¦π¦π¦and thinking ππππ§π§π§I was peeing π¦to the floor ππππ₯³π₯³π₯³instead of the wee wee pad. ππππππShe saidππππ oh my god what the F. π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬She left πββοΈπββοΈand she even tweetedπ€―π€―π€―π±π±π± about it and called me out. π£π£π£π£ππ
Now π€π€π€πππall my friends πππππππand family π°π°π°π°πππare making fun of me π°π°π°π°π°π°π¨π¨for peeing on the floor π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ππππ₯°π₯°and my mother πππtold me ππππshe would pay for me π€©π€©π€©π΅π΅π΅to see ππa psychologist. ππI told them all πππππ£π£it was just a wee wee pad π§π§π§π§ππππand I was trying to train πππππππmy dogπΆπΆπΆ. Everyone thinksπππ I am weird.π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
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