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Ever wonder where that catchy Wii Shop Channel came from? Its origins may be more nefarious and German than you realized.

Buy the mp3 here: http://bit.ly/1mycQ4T

LYRICS: YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS!

WELCOME TO THE WII SHOP CHANNEL, WE HAVE SOFTWARE & GAMES TO SELL

SO WE WROTE THIS HYPNOTIC TUNE, WHICH TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO A PRUNE

OH JA, PRUNY BRAINS THE KIND OF BRAINS ZAT BUY STUFF EVEN GAMES THAT NO ONE EVER PLAYED (Ja, we've got lots of zat)

WE'VE GOT CLASSICS LIKE CHEW MAN FU, WHO COULD FORGET NEUTOPIA II? DOUBLE DUNGEONS & DRAGON'S CURSE THEY SOUND FUN RIGHT? NOW GRAB YOUR PURSE!

WE WANT YOUR CASH, *MIT* NO FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTIONS MINIMAL DESIGN! SIMPLE, PURE & LIGHT! HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE: BASICALLY IT'S WHITE CATCHY MUSIC, IT MAKES YOU BUY, & IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH YOU TRY IT MAY TAKE YOU A THOUSAND CLICKS, PARTY LIKE IT'S 2006

BUY THE GAME, IT'S BETTER THAN A CARTRIDGE WHO WOULD WANT TO BLOW A FAULTY CART? (GAY & LADY CARTS!)

YOU NEED WII POINTS TO BUY OUR STUFF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH YOU MUST INPUT YOUR CREDIT CARD, & WE PURPOSELY MADE IT HARD

HAHAHAHAAH, LOOK AT YOUR FACE YOU JUST CLICKED FOR TWENTY MINUTES THEN WE SWITCHED THE SIDE WHERE YOU CLICK FOR YES DO IT ALL AGAIN! TROLLIN FOR THE WIN!

JA! *MEIN* LITTLE WII WE'RE GONNA MAKE A STRANGE, CLUNKY LITTLE STORE PROGRAM, & WE'LL USE THE MONEY TO BUY BEER & SPAM!

BUY SOME STUFF, & THEN PLEASE BUY SOME MORE STUFF THATS MY SONG ABOUT THE WII SHOP, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ESHOP PLEASE SHOP AT THE WII SHOP TILL YOU DIE, OR IF YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH, ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR HELP

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    http://sablesugar.tumblr.com/post/103953790382 anything i'm forgeting here?

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